met mystery sue ninez

well i finally met sue ninez last night!! years have gone by hearing about her and wondering in the back of mind if she was indeed as real as Perry imagined her.
I saw Perry on the street and crossed to chat with him and then I saw her sitting there. I knew her right away from the photo in Perry's belt buckle, even if it is all crumpled and faded.
Sue Ninez was pretty and nice. She cares for Perry......I may love her too.

getting it straight

Well this post is for anyone who read my recent blog about peewee (perry).
Perry came by yesterday to straigten it out that the computer image he came by
with last week is not Sue Ninez. Of course I had already guess it, but I let
him come about it on his own. He said that Sue Ninez was even jealous that he
was carrying that girl....whoever she is.....around with him.

That being straightened out, Perry had brought a big cheap ceramic wall clock with
a flag and God Bless America on it and the clock face in the middle of it all.
Guess Perry didn't need a clock like he needed a xerox photo of he and Sue Ninez.
He has done a switch out. He covered up the part where she had written something,
but Perry lacks in the reading dept and he already knew in his heart
that it read "Love you with all my heart forever - Sue Ninez"

spider free for all

I went with a couple of friends on a little road trip this week to see the huge spider web that has recently made national news. It is at Lake Tawakoni State Park.

So with cocktail fixins packed for after web viewing celebrations, me and my buddies took off to see the oddity of spiders working together to build a huge web covering many trees.

The state park is small and it wasn't too difficult to find the spot of the web weirdness on this hiking trail. We happened to be the only ones at there at that time, although the park ranger said that 1400 had come to see it on labor day.

Anyway with no one around me and Carol snuck under the yellow caution tape....well it only said caution, not keep out.....and we got closer.

You could just see the litle brown spiders at work spinning, stretching, and making it bigger as we stood underneath it.
At our feet were numerous big wolf spiders hoping to get near the big web too; and we saw a couple other different spiders. I guess word was out in spider world of the big web...it wsa kinda like the idea of web woodstock in spider world. they couldn't work fast enough and get there quick enough.

The entire webbing covered mulitple trees...like maybe 5 or 6.....it hummed with all of the mosquitoes caught up in it and stank like you wouldn't belive like dead bugs. AFter the smell hit us, we could hardly get out of there fast enough and back to the car for cocktails.

You know any good reason will do for me to celebrate with friends and cocktails and i think that odd spider fest viewing even with the rank smell was a damn great reason.

pee wee

this is my dear friend perry with my bad dog pivo, but pivo loves perry. perry also goes by peewee, but i have always had a more formal relationship to him and called him by his birth name.

perry and i have been friends for about 20 yrs, so we have some history and are pretty tight. perry is what you might call a little slow, but that happens when your parents are too closely related. all this adds up to at times i get to know more than i need to about him and perry's brothers, who all live together.

perry has a girlfriend of sorts (he has many) named sue ninez. i actually think her name may be sue inez, but perry has a twist to his speech and well sue ninez flows so i just go with it as i have never had the opportunity to meet her.

perry brought in a folded piece of paper today that he wanted to share with me, but he was afraid it might make me embarrassed. after asuring him that i could take it he unfolded a printed off the internet image of a girl's panties ...camel toe crotch was the joke and it did look wrong. somehow perry had got it in his head that sue ninez sent this to him on the computer and that it was her. well i don't know for a fact, but have a pretty good idea that it is not sue ninez and seeing that
perry has trouble in the reading dept., he couldn't tell that it was a joke.

perry went on to tell me that he got a hard on so big that it ripped his diaper. yes my sweet perry does have some issues and wears the diaper for medical reasons, but this was one image i would have to work to remove from my mind....at least over time with several chuckles inbetween.